02/01/2012
Shift = Lunch
Weather = 65, Cloudy, then rainy.
Humpday was a work day for me today. I began it all in the normal fashion and then headed off to work. Everyone was jealous of my facebook pics of my day off yesterday spent drinking and hot tubbing. I do alot of that on my days off. Once we move into our new place I fully plan to take up drinking and tanning on the beach. Hey, I worked out too so dont judge me. Or do, no big deal.
Once again the snow birds came in but at least most of them were personalble. I only had one weird question today and it was from a gentleman wanting to know if our coleslaw was fresh. I told him it was made fresh everymorning and that was true for most things on the menu. He then cautiously asked me if we squirt any perservative in it. What? We arent a "slaw factory" dude. That crap doesnt sit on a shelf for days. I cant even conjure up and image of what the perservative we would be squirting would be or what it would look like. For some reason I picture it as an oily substance that makes a film on the coleslaw. Disgusting. So after he orders his coleslaw and doesnt eat it I shrug my shoulders. Should have gone crazy and had corn with those dentures old man. Try living on the edge for once. I dont blame him for not eating it, that shit is nasty anyway and belongs only in fish tacos and on bbq sandwhiches. Im pretty sure old people are made of coleslaw and thats why they eat it at every meal. They smell like it, eat it, and slather it on stuff. Im guessing Ill develop a taste for it when Im over 50. I wont care then if Im smelly and fat so we will see what happens.
I walked out in the rain with todays meager earnings and drove home tired and ready to be lazy. First thing I did was put on some ginormous pj pants and make myself a drink. Currently Im drinking Bacardi Torched Cherry Rum and Diet Coke zero. Fancy, I know. Its made with aloe somehow and I tell myself thats kind of like a vegetable and so Im pretty proud of my healthy choices Im making lately. Carb reduction, working out, and now I drink healthy cocktails. Skinny bitch here I come! Low carb fried chicken is frying I intend on doing nothing tonight. NUH-THING. I hope yesterdays video wasnt too lame. It seems everyone is 'Vlogging" these days and I wanted to try it out. I didnt like how pasty and bored I looked so I will do that again when I get a tan and am about 3 cocktails into my afternoon. Still, again, thanks for reading.
That about covers my humpday. I hope you all go home and put your big pants on and make a drink like me. Except be responsible, make it a healthy one.
Cheers Humpers.
