01/22/2012
Shift = off day
Weather = I wouldnt know, I spent the day on the couch trying not to die. Looked foggy though.
Today I got nothing accomplished. I washed one load of laundry and didnt take my appetite suppresant so I have eaten like a pig. I would also like to point out that Alkaseltzer Cold and Cough Liquid Capsules do not work. At all. I just feel drugged up and sick. Not awesome. Oh, and never, I swear to God, NEVER watch Toddlers and Tiaras in a drugged up haze. It will do things to your mind that cant be undone.
I had some Chinese food that my body is seriously considering rejecting and I just caught a glimpse of my reflection. Glasses, acne, Junior League Tshirt, and pasty skin with black hair scream one thing, member of the undead. I havent brushed my teeth today either, Im pretty sure there is some sort of fur or moss growing on them. Yes, Im disgusting. So what. Im sick. Suck it.
I have been communicating with friends back home all day long and it goes with out saying that a trip to White Hall must be planned and soon. I need some beer, red meat, gossip, and ass showing with my friends. I could write an entirely new blog telling our tales of druken hell raising that would captivate millions so dont think Im not considering that one. Hell, maybe even a book. I think Ill call it " Here Hold My Beer and Watch This." or " White Hall Arkansas, A Survivors Story." Im not from there myself, my husband is. Through him I have made some of the best and most loyal friends ever. The girls are gorgeous ( no Im serious, their camo comes with a Fendi or Dior label ) We dress up like we are hitting Tao in Vegas only to go to Buffys in Dollarway or the River Market in Little Rock. There is no half assing it in Arkansas. Its all big. Trucks, Tall Tales, Hair, Fashion, and Passion. We go big or go home, so please take me home.
My head is hurting from sitting up so I think I will lay back down for a bit and hope sleep takes me soon. A monday full of adventures awaits me in the morning so I hope to pass out early so I will be able to survive it. Im sorry if todays entry doesnt make a lot of sense. Not surprising due to my SARS like illness. Bird Flu. Ebola. Whatever.
Goodnight. Margarita Wishes and Crabmeat Dreams.
